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My brother went on an abroad trip to Italy with his university over the summer. Since he is 18 (read: an idiot), I took him to all of the information sessions to get some meaningful facts about the trip because I knew he wouldn’t ask the right questions. I just found the notebook that I brought with me to take notes about the trip and pass notes to him. I had a list of all of the questions to ask. 
This was the right question. 

My brother went on an abroad trip to Italy with his university over the summer. Since he is 18 (read: an idiot), I took him to all of the information sessions to get some meaningful facts about the trip because I knew he wouldn’t ask the right questions. I just found the notebook that I brought with me to take notes about the trip and pass notes to him. I had a list of all of the questions to ask. 

This was the right question. 

Once, in college, I dressed up in a princess skirt and ran around campus with a toy gun. Then I pretended to shoot my roommate when she wouldn’t come out with us. Note the tissues beside her, she was crying so much when I threatened to shoot her in the face. 

Once, in college, I dressed up in a princess skirt and ran around campus with a toy gun. Then I pretended to shoot my roommate when she wouldn’t come out with us. Note the tissues beside her, she was crying so much when I threatened to shoot her in the face.