Posts tagged: kanye
Lift Off (feat. Beyonce) - Kanye West & JAY Z
The only reason I’m posting this piece of shit track is because of Fake Ghostface Killa’s hilarious review:
“I almost aint wanna even comment on this shit son…. I dont even kno what to say bout it yo. This shit sounds like the anthem the fairies in Ferngully would use to go to war against evil humans to or some shit b. This shit is like Shia LeBeouf in song form yo. Lissenin to this shit is like havin ya ears penetrated by a million microscopic dicks namsayin. Shit sounds like niggas doin aerobics on a magical cloud of daisies. How many meadows did Kanye cartwheel across before he decided to make this beat?”
FERNGULLY
what do you think Spike’s direction on this was?
“Okay here be adorable besties”
“When it gets to this part try and giggle a lot”
Why Bon Iver’s Not In The ‘Monster’ Video
KANYE: Yo, Justin, ‘sup man?
JUSTIN: Hey, Kanye! Did you get that maple syrup I sent you?
KANYE: Yeah. That shit was authentic.
JUSTIN: I made it myself, in the woods! So what’s going on?
KAYNE: We doin’ a video for Monster with everyone: Rick, Hove, Nicki. You in?
JUSTIN: Cool! What happens in it? Like, what would I do in it?
KANYE: It’s got all these scary ass bitches, and then I like, kill them.
JUSTIN: Oh…
KANYE: Yeah, your part would be like stabbing all these girls-
JUSTIN: Yeah?
KANYE: Then you kick their heads. Like soccer balls. It’s not misogynistic.
JUSTIN: You know what? I’m actually busy that day.
KANYE: But I didn’t tell you when we’re shooting.
JUSTIN: Uh… I’m going through a tunnel. I’m losing you, ‘Ye!
KANYE: But I called you on your landline.
JUSTIN: (making static noises)
-fin
Disappointed with this video x1000: it’s boring, the disclaimer is obnoxious, rick ross is not wearing his face chain.
That being said: Cowboy Kanye can get it.
