theidiotking:

Why Bon Iver’s Not In The ‘Monster’ Video

KANYE: Yo, Justin, ‘sup man?
JUSTIN: Hey, Kanye! Did you get that maple syrup I sent you?
KANYE: Yeah. That shit was authentic.
JUSTIN: I made it myself, in the woods! So what’s going on?
KAYNE: We doin’ a video for Monster with everyone: Rick, Hove, Nicki. You in?
JUSTIN: Cool! What happens in it? Like, what would I do in it?
KANYE: It’s got all these scary ass bitches, and then I like, kill them.
JUSTIN: Oh…
KANYE: Yeah, your part would be like stabbing all these girls-
JUSTIN: Yeah?
KANYE: Then you kick their heads. Like soccer balls. It’s not misogynistic.
JUSTIN: You know what? I’m actually busy that day.
KANYE: But I didn’t tell you when we’re shooting.
JUSTIN: Uh… I’m going through a tunnel. I’m losing you, ‘Ye!
KANYE: But I called you on your landline.
JUSTIN: (making static noises)
-fin

Disappointed with this video x1000: it’s boring, the disclaimer is obnoxious, rick ross is not wearing his face chain. 

That being said: Cowboy Kanye can get it.