Continuing my Campaign to be the Saddest Human in the World, I’ve picked out my wedding dress you guys!!!

Unfortunately it only comes in size 4, which is why I’m buying it now. I’m not even close to a size 4 and even further from getting married so I’m getting a head start. I will be a size four. Even if I have to have bones removed from my body. 

“I have to stay in this glass cube because I don’t have a rib cage, but don’t I look GREAT?!”