January 2009
13 posts
at one point or another, it was my life goal to start a specialty bakery with my dear friend alyssa. the special ingredient would be raisins. everything would have raisins in it.
the name of it would be “raisin d’etre.”
i just remembered that and can i just say, god damn we are geniuses.
Life = complete
brakattack:
Tonight I made George Clooney laugh. That is close enough to making out with him and so my life is basically complete
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you!!! his dad is my bff so i’m closer to george’s pants than you are!!!
TUMBLR! What's YOUR iPod's Name?
brakattack:
muppetpants:
walpaper:
seanmobrien:
evanwalsh:
theipodguru:
spencer.
Lazarus.
My ipod’s name is D-Means and my iphone’s name is Stress.
What’s an iPod?
I name my iPod and all of my flash drives my cell phone number. That way if someone finds it, the first thing they’ll see is my cell phone number and hopefully, maybe, will feel guilty for stealing since it’d be SO...
You could promise me a drink and a two-step with...
muppetpants:
thumbwrestlinginbaltimore:
Perhaps it’s just the claustrophobe in me, but the thought of hanging out in DC next week with 3 million of my closest friends makes me want to slash your wrists.
God, think about how crowded the Metro is going to be. And the pushing mobs as the motorcade passes. AND THE THOUSANDS OF PORTA-POTTIES.
But y’all have fun now, you hear.
Liquor store...
I see you
brakattack:
Jockin’ Jay-Z jockin Jay-Z jockin jockin jockin Jay-Z UHH IM SO DOPE BOY FRESH
liz is so drunk right now.
DEAR WVAU / MATTHEW RUMSEY
muppetpants:
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BOOKING ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS! YOU WILL GET GOOD PRESS COVERAGE FROM MUPPETPANTS~~~~~~~~~~THE BLOG WHEN ANNOUNCEMENT TIME COMES!
EXCITING!!!! WVAU = GAME OVER.