look at all the oil katillac spills

native new yorker. transplanted dc-er. general hater of most things. but i gots mad love for you, baby.
Nov 05
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so Ben gave me an invite to google wave. using technology, you guys!

so Ben gave me an invite to google wave. using technology, you guys!

Nov 04
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nevver: I’m only free when I dream (East Berlin, 1987)

nevver:

I’m only free when I dream (East Berlin, 1987)

Nov 03
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sexy German time.

  • Alyssa aka Heidi: Ich liebe dich, Heiko! Screibt mir an. Ok? (nür Deutsch...bitte!)
  • Kap aka Heiko: Ich wünsche Sie in meinem Körper
  • Heidi: ah ja? Ich habe ein frankfüter für dick, meine klein sexy.
  • Heiko: mm schmeckt mir gut, mein LIEBLING
  • Heidi: Mein Körper frankfürter ::wink wink::? Meine Liebliings Essen ist...DICH!
Oct 30
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leitch:

dhk:

themattsmith:

Oh my god, you guys…. just… I… no words…

Best thing on the internet today.

Happy Halloween, everybody. This man is my father.

can we make this a thing? like the yule log on christmas? have this play for 5 hours on halloween? THANKS, TELEVISION.

Oct 26
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in honor of tonight’s events, here’s a song for everyone’s MVP…C-C

Oct 22
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waxandmilk: Julian Casablancas for GQ via GQ blog (btw I just found out this blog was getting a few mentions at the GQ blog…thanks dudes…blog daps) god, he is a badass. i got so into the strokes again this summer- that first album…maaan- classic. also: i always forget how actually beautiful they all are.

waxandmilk:

Julian Casablancas for GQ

via GQ blog (btw I just found out this blog was getting a few mentions at the GQ blog…thanks dudes…blog daps)

god, he is a badass. i got so into the strokes again this summer- that first album…maaan- classic. also: i always forget how actually beautiful they all are.

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This is a thing that i wrote. And thought was a good idea.

She goes to the door. Again, she takes a deep breath, straightens herself out, fluffs her hair and reaches for the door knob. Standing there is JESUS. Yes. THE Jesus. From the bible. He is tall, and looks just like he does from the icons. He is wearing slim cut blue jeans, with a flowy linen tunic and Birkenstock sandals

Oct 16
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soupsoup:

mikehudack:

The Best Google Wave Demo We’ve Seen Yet (NSFW) (GOOG)

okay this is pretty awesome, but i still don’t get what google wave is. this is just like the time i didn’t know what a kindle was.

Oct 15
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RIGHT, BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHARK BITE A PLANE IN HALF? RIGHT. OKAY. REBLOG TO INFINITY, PLEASE.

Oct 13
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marklisanti: “Oh, hai, A-Rod! What are you doing down there? Just hanging out? OK, that’s cool. See you Friday! Oh, hey, before I forget, you’re not masturbating into my cleats again while I give an interview, are ya? No? Yeah, I knew it. Just checking.” (God, I love the playoffs.) Gx5’s Twitter [via IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS… caught] this is like, the 30th time i’ve seen this picture and it just gets funnier every time. i need to see the actual interview.

marklisanti:

“Oh, hai, A-Rod! What are you doing down there? Just hanging out? OK, that’s cool. See you Friday! Oh, hey, before I forget, you’re not masturbating into my cleats again while I give an interview, are ya? No? Yeah, I knew it. Just checking.”

(God, I love the playoffs.)

Gx5’s Twitter [via IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS… caught]

this is like, the 30th time i’ve seen this picture and it just gets funnier every time. i need to see the actual interview.